Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...