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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...