Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...