Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...