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|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...