Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...