Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...