Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...