A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...