No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...