WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.