Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...