What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...