Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Top ten least popular self help books
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New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...