Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...