The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...