yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...