The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.