Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...