A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table