How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.