They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...