People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...