Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...