A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
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Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...