The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...