Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...