Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...