Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...