Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!