More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...