If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...