You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...