Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...