Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...