Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Prison Versus Housewives
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The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...