Trapped within a bog
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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
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|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
3 Viagra Pills
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Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...