Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!