Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...