Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...