Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...