If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Two roaches having a discussion
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Deodorant
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Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...