Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
About one mile a day!
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Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...