Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...