Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.