Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...