Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!