Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...