What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...