What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.