Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...